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David Beckham sends mass amounts of traffic to major league soccer website

August 31st, 2007

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David Beckham may be pissing off fans and players alike thanks to his benchwarming this season, but he’s good for the search engines. As a matter of fact, misnet.com, the official website of the leading U.S, soccer team is reporting a huge traffic growth thanks to fans searching for David Beckham.

From 901am:

By the end of 2006, traffic to mlsnet.com had slumped to 230,000 unique visitors, down from 478,000 in July. However when LA Galaxy announced the signing of David Beckham in January, traffic immediately jumped to 808,000 unique visitors– a 252 percent month-on-month increase.

With the unveiling of Beckham as a Galaxy player at the club’s ground on July 13th, and his subsequent playing debut in a friendly match against Chelsea on July 21st, worldwide traffic to the site rocketed to over one million unique visitors.

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Angelina Jolie and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt at Central Park

August 31st, 2007

Angelina Jolie took her kids to the petting zoo at Central Park yesterday.  Shiloh’s a cutie isn’t she, she obviously has her mother’s pout and her daddy’s eyes.

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Lindsay Lohan failed her drug test

August 31st, 2007

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So first Lindsay Lohan tried to refuse a drug test, then after being forced, she takes the test and fails. What a train wreck. Why bother pretending. We all know she isn’t making an effort.

This could be very serious for the star.

Only last week she pleaded no contest to drink-driving and possessing cocaine and was sentenced to just one day in jail.

Part of her plea bargain hinges on her completing the rehab program or she could face a lengthy jail sentence.

A source said: “During the test Lindsay screamed and cursed at the medical director before storming out of the room.”

According to reports it is not Lohan’s first indiscretion since entering Cirque Lodge earlier this month.

She is said to have been caught having sex in a lavatory cubicle with a male patient, and reportedly refuses to do any chores.

She’s told she has to shape up or ship out. My question is why haven’t they kicked her ass to the curb already? I really don’t get it. Why pay all that money to pretend to get help.

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Amy Winehouse cleans up nice

August 31st, 2007

Amy Winehouse looks so much better without the beehive and bat wing makeup, doesn’t she? Now she just needs to get her ass to rehab.

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Nick Hogan is an ass

August 31st, 2007

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Nick Hogan was stopped three times in the same day, yet continued to speed. Not just speed, he practically broke the sound barrier. In an interview for the September edition of Rides magazine, he bragged a bit:

In my silver Viper, I was driving from Miami to Tampa. I got pulled over going 107 [mph] and the guy let me off. He’s like, “Hey, I know who you are, just keep going, ya know.” Dude, I got back on the road and two minutes later I get pulled over going 113 [mph]. Another highway patrol from the same county said, “I just heard on the radio that my buddy pulled you over and let you go. I’ma let you go this time. It’s your second warning. You get pulled over again, you’re probably going to go to jail.” Three minutes later, [I was] doing 123 [mph] in a 50 [mph zone]. The guy is like, “Hey, I just heard you got pulled over twice in the last 10 minutes. I got to write you a ticket.”

So after two tickets, he continued to speed? What an ass! Do you think wrapping his car around a palm tree will sink in the message or does someone have to die first?

He also considers his (now totaled) car a “pussy magnet”:

The yellow Supra and yellow Viper are pussy magnets for sure. I mean, the green and the silver appeal more to men, ’cause a guy knows what he’s looking at and will drool over it. But girls see the yellow, and panties start dropping off.

Not any more, Nick.

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