Famous midget Verne Troyer is the latest to be baptized in a sex tape scandal. Here’s the best of the web’s coverage of the Vergne Troyer sex tape.

• TMZ tells us to avert our eyes for the Mini-Me sex tape
• PopCrunch asks us to “Break out the Brain Bleach” for the Verne Troyer Sex Tape
• The Hollywood Gossip crowns Verne Troyer the most random, unexpected actor to appear in a celebrity sex tape
• A Socialite’s Life asks the question on everyone’s mind: Is Mini-Me Mini?

Gillian Anderson and her boyfriend Mark Griffiths are expecting , so People reports. DNA tests are not being called for at this point, aliens did not father the child.

Here’s the roundup:

• The Insider: Gillian Anderson is pregnant
• E! Online: Gillian Anderson Gestating
• Associated Press: X-Files Star Gillian Anderson is Pregnant
• Just Jared: The X-Files: Gillian Anderson Pregnant
• People: X-Files Star Gillian Anderson is Pregnant
• Celebrity Baby Blog: Gillian Anderson is Expecting her Third Child

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So last night was the MTV Movie Awards, which I totally forgot about and thus didn’t watch. Which is why there aren’t any witty recaps or mentions of bad fashion, lousy award acceptance speeches and winners and losers. Fortunately, everyone else is talking about it and I can offer you the roundup:

• Popcrunch was there and has a video wrap up.
• Everything Swank summed it all up nicely with the headline “Boring, Irrelevant”.
• Film Gekko isn’t impressed either.
• MTV’s Remote Control blog doesn’t think Heidi Montag’s dress was all that original.
• The Hollywood Reporter says it’s all so curious.
• The VH-1 Blog is listing the most screwable celebs at the awards.