Simon Cowell, Paul Abdul and Randy Jackson would like to help Britney save her career, but she needs to drop her entourage and follow their advice instead.
Simon says (heh) “We will take her under our wing for six months and we will produce a new Britney Spears.”
He knows exactly how to do it too. “Keep her away from her stupid friends (and) buy her some underwear.” Then he added”We are going to manage Britney, we’re gonna take good care of her… Britney, if you’re listening, we’re here for you”.
Britney, this is the best offer you had in a while. Do it.
Disgraced American Idol wannabe, Corey Clark, is in even more trouble.
Yesterday he faced a judge in Little Rock where he plead guilty to possession charges. The judge slapped Clark with $850 worth of fines and two years probabation. The slap on the wrist was to clear the way to send him to Arizona to face a couple of outstanding warrants for harrassment and interference in judicial prodceedings.
What a nice boy!
Remember Corey Clark, the American Idol wannabe who was kicked off season two for hiding his arrest record? A couple of years ago he resurfaced saying he had an affair with Paula Abdul too. Well he’s in the news again. This time it’s because he was arrested for drugs.
From Arkansas’ Eyewitness News:
Pulaski County Sheriff’s spokesman John Rehrauer says Clark was being held at the Pulaski County jail pending a court appearance Tuesday morning in North Little Rock.
Pop Crunch is reporting a first class stinkout when Clay Aiken took his shoes off on a recent flight, and placed his sweaty feet on his assistant’s lap. While no one appears to be complaining about the smell of Aiken’s dogs, one passenger was heard to remark, “He’s an odd one!” And he came in second place too!
The sixth season of American Idol is almost over, and with 45 million votes in, LaKisha Jones was voted off Wednesday.
The 27-year-old singer from Michigan sang two songs, “Stayin’ Alive” and “Run To Me” to fit with the Bee Gees theme. The contestants were mentored by Barry Gibb.
After starting out strong in the beginning of the competition, LaKisha bade a tearful goodbye as she left the Idol stage.
