So the Academy Awards had a montage featuring their different hosts throughout the years. Except Whoopi Goldberg isn’t on it. So what do her really good friends at The View do? They bring it up on national television and make Whoopi cry. Thanks guys! You’re the best.

After seeing him on “Celebrity Fit Club” I’m convinced Gary Busey isn’t a sane man. And this video from last nights Academy Awards red carpet kind of proves me right. Clearly an uncomfortable moment for Jennifer Garner and Ryan Seacrest as Busey busts in on their interview and kisses Jen on the neck.

I have to be honest, I wasn’t in love with Jessica Alba’s Academy Awards dress at first. Now I really like it. I think the shade is perfect for Jessica’s skin type and the style is flattering while still being appropriate for a pregnant star. She’s not my choice for Best Dressed, but she looks lovely just the same.

In case you were like me and stuck in traffic on the BQE because you had to visit your mother in law and missed the Oscars, here’s a list of Academy Award winners:

Best Picture: No Country For Old Men
Best Actor: Daniel Day Lewis for There will be Blood
Best Actress: Marion Cotillard for La Vie En Rose
Best Direction: No Country for Old Men
Best Supporting Actor: Javier Bardem for No Country for Old Men
Best Supporting Actress:Tilda Swinton for Michael Clayton
Best Music Score: Atonement
Best Foreign Language Film: Counterfeiters
Best Cinematography: There will be Blood

There were other awards, but no one really cares about them. In fact, no one cares about the awards at all. We just want to know what people are wearing.

Actually my plan was to live blog the awards…but no. I had to go out for dim sum instead. Don’t you wish you were me?

Rhianna performed “Umbrella” and “Don’t Stop the Music” at last night’s Grammys.