#1 A male Emmy winner last night took at least two different kinds of pills last night as well as 3 or 4 lines of coke. He also kept getting drinks, taking one swallow and then setting it down and getting another drink. He never took more than one swallow from any drink.

Still thinking about this one. Snarky Gossip thinks Jeremy Piven, but I’m not sure.

#2 This former female Academy Award winner was drinking and drinking and got in a discussion about real and fake breasts, flashed her own and said, “all real baby.”

Sally Fields, baby.

#3 This closeted celebutard made a big show of making out with women, but was seen off in a corner getting a phone number from this gay B list television actor.

It can only be Ryan Seacrest, right?

Now that she has turned her back on her longtime boyfriend this Celebrity by association is feeling lost. She listened to her friends who told her leave that no good man…You’re Giving Him All These Kids And He Won’t Marry You…Leave Girl! Well, she left, and he could care less. He plans to support her financially for the rest of her life, but he is glad to be free of her.

This one is so obvious it shouldn’t even be a blind item.

WHICH Hollywood trio of friends is in trouble? One is on crack, one’s on smack, and the other cheats so much on his wife that he single-handedly is supporting several hookers?

WHICH singer keeps her slender frame so thin the old-fashioned way? Seems a “major eating disorder” helps keep her midriff worth baring?

Which international sex symbol had to return to her own country to terminate a pregnancy that was the result of a brief fling with a U.S. hip-hop titan?

Which wealthy bachelor who was living at the Peninsula got a pretty concierge at the hotel fired when her bosses found out they were having an affair? He took his business across the street to the St. Regis, where they continued their trysts.

Which famous lady is going to be asked for a substantial financial contribution by the hospital where she recently had major surgery? Or maybe the administrators will settle for her hosting a fund-raiser.

August 24, 2007 — WHICH rapper - and it’s not Diddy - has exaggerated his hardscrabble childhood to help build his reputation? In fact, he had a middle-class upbringing and his mom wasn’t as bad as he rhymes

WHICH network executive tries too hard to prove he’s straight? He makes a show of chasing skirts in the United States, but when he goes to Europe, his preferences are decidedly more masculine.