Love David Letterman’s Elliot Spitzer rant and his list of Top 10 Excuses.
Lordy. You can’t make this stuff up. 69 year old Dawn Wells, AKA MaryAnn from Giligan’s Island was arrested for possession of marijuana last October after her birthday party. And what a party it must have been!
MaryAnn…er… Dawn was driving home when she was observed swerving and was subsequently pulled over. After a search cops found four half-smoked joints, and two small cases to hold said doobage. She also claims the pot was left behind by hitch hikers.
What do we feel is more believable? That Dawn wells was smoking reefer in her car, or that she was picking up hitchikers? And why all the half smoked joints, Dawn? Finish what you started.
Dawn is currently serving six months of unsupervised probation, leaving her free to light up again if the urge hits. Her total punishment included a sentencing of five days in jail and a fine of $410.50.
Guess she really likes that island life.
“Person of Interest” in the Natalee Holloway case, Joran Van der Sloot, tells (on hidden camera) how he knows what happened to Natalee Holloway. He says he didn’t kill her, but that she was drunk and went into convulsion and she died in his arms. Rather than call the police or an ambulance, he and his friends dumped her in the ocean.
Even if Van der Sloot didn’t kill her, he’s obviously still guilty of a crime. Natalee’s mom says here Joran didn’t even know if Natalee was really dead.
Now Van der Sloot is saying he only said what he said to impress the guy he was with, and that his confession isn’t even true. Now maybe Natalee’s family will get closure.
John Ritter’s family is seeking $68 million in damages claiming negligence resulted in his death.
John’s family claims two doctors who treated him just before his death are liable. Even though John Ritter passed away in 2003, his widow Amy Yasbeck feels the doctor who read the results of his body scan in 2001 is partly to blame. Additionally, a second doctor who treated John the night he died is also being sued.
Phish guitarist Trey Anastasio spent two day in jail for failing to attend his drug counseling sessions. After missing a session he was thrown in jail for two whole days. That oughta send a message to him!
