Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony named their twins Maximiano and Emelina, or at least that’s what In Touch magazine is reporting. Some time back, it was reported that Jennifer’s mom was spotted buying baby bracelets with the names “Max” and “Emme”. Looks like it wasn’t just a rumor.
The Sun is reporting of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie purchasing a chateau in the South of France so they can pay tribute to Angelina’s French mother. In fact, the same article is reporting Angelina is expecting only one child, a girl.
Cruz Beckham is clearly ready to join the family business and entertain people. He put on his breakdancing routine at last night’s Spice Girl’s show. The video is priceless! And while it’ s not shown here, we read Cruz didn’t want to leave the stage and had to be carried off in tears.
So Christina Aguilera pimped out her baby pictures to People for something like a million dollars and the only $1.4 million worth of that issue were sold. Normally they sell hundreds of thousands of copies more than they did on Christina Aguilera pimped out baby picture weekend.
So Christina found out (so says the Daily News) and was pissed. Pissed, I tell you. She fired her PR staff and a couple of other people for good measure. That’ll teach them! How dare no one buy a magazine with overpriced pictures of her baby!
Rumer: Hey Mom. Think I should hike up the top of my dress a little bit. I’m on the verge of a nip slip.
Demi: Go with it, sweetie. Play up your assets.
Rumer: But then my boobs will be all over the gossip blogs.
Demi: Exactly. It’s good publicity. With your name you have it cut out for a career in entertainment. You can either be an actress or a pole dancer. Either way we have the bases covered.
Rumer: Oh Mom. You’re so smart.
Demi: I just want to see you succeed, sweetie.
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