Lordy. You can’t make this stuff up. 69 year old Dawn Wells, AKA MaryAnn from Giligan’s Island was arrested for possession of marijuana last October after her birthday party. And what a party it must have been!
MaryAnn…er… Dawn was driving home when she was observed swerving and was subsequently pulled over. After a search cops found four half-smoked joints, and two small cases to hold said doobage. She also claims the pot was left behind by hitch hikers.
What do we feel is more believable? That Dawn wells was smoking reefer in her car, or that she was picking up hitchikers? And why all the half smoked joints, Dawn? Finish what you started.
Dawn is currently serving six months of unsupervised probation, leaving her free to light up again if the urge hits. Her total punishment included a sentencing of five days in jail and a fine of $410.50.
Guess she really likes that island life.
Billy Crystal will live his dream as he signs a Minor League contract to play baseball for the New York Yankees in Thursday’s exhibition game against the Pittsburgh Pirates. The contract is only good for one day, and Billy will wear the number 60 in honor of his upcoming 60th birthday.
Not that it’ll make much difference to me because I’ll be watching “Lost” but it looks like Omarosa will be fired from Celebrity Apprentice tonight. Not that she belongs there, the show is for B&C listers not Q listers. But I digress…
So Brett Favre’s retiring and there wasn’t a dry eye in the house. I’m sure if I liked sports, I’d care, but I don’t so I’m not seeing what all the fuss is about. But my friend Buff is a huge sports fan and a regular Celebrity Cowboy reader so this is for him.
What can be worse than another reality television show starring Paris Hilton? A reality television show starring Dina and Ali Lohan. I guess Dina wants to ensure all her kids are screwed up.
“Viewers will go inside the Lohan’s Long Island home for the first time to follow Dina as she works double duty as mom and manager to help Ali try to follow in her big sister’s famous footsteps,” a press release for the show says “Dina is determined to help each of her four kids fulfill their dreams and refuses to live in fear of what others may think, despite being under the paparazzi microscope,” the press release adds.
