Jessica Alba fooled us! She and her baby daddy Cash Warren were married yesterday. Who knew? Way to keep out the paps, Jess! Normally there’s someone at city hall calling the press after they file a marriage license. See Beyonce, this is how you do the secret wedding thing.

Here’s what the bloggers are saying:

• Perez Hilton basically just mentions the same thing I did. She married Monday. That’s all we know. Yet you’re still here looking for more.
• Ditto PopCrunch who thought the headline was so nice they said it twice.
• Ooooh PopSugar has an update: The wedding was casual-like and Jess was happy and nervous. Nice to see someone with a couple of details.
• The Superficial wants to know how quiet the wedding actually was.
• Daily Stab says no one else was in attendance.

So Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson are married and we’re supposed to care. Really, they’re one of the most boring couples ever and supposedly they had an "Alice in Wonderland" theme, which I don’t even want to get into. The affair is said to have been "intimate: with 150 guests. Where I come from, 150 is a big wedding, but whatever. Here’s what everyone else is saying about Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz’ wedding:

• TMZ doesn’t even give the wedding it’s own post. Ashlee and Pete have to share the page with Bret Michaels and a bunch of brief mentions.
• PopCrunch has full coverage including details of a prenup, the pregnancy and yes, the wedding.
• Perez Hilton’s spies say big sister Jessica and maybe maybe not ex Tony Romo barely interacted the whole evening. Maybe Tony was looking to have a grownup conversation.
• Gawker’s even got a paragraph going.
• Glamorati thinks it’s the weirdness that Papa Joe officiated.

Now that gay couples are allowed to get married, Ellen’s getting herself some of that. She announced on her show today that she and her partner Portia DiRossi are tying the knot.

Here’s the roundup:

• Perez has the video. But then so do we.
• PopCrunch has the video too.
• Gawker doesn’t have video but they think Portia’s a hottie.
• Jezebel gets the award for best headline.
• Bitten and Bound has the video.
• The Blemish tells us we still can’t marry our dollies. Oh well. Maybe next year.
• The Superficial says Ellen is getting while the getting is good.

Looks like the Bush ranch will be a no fly zone this weekend as the first family is banning all press coverage for Jenna Bush and Henry Hager’s wedding. Read all about it in our roundup:

• Jenna Bush was the last to know about her wedding. Don’t you hate that? at Huffington Post
• At Gawker it’s being suggested a certain guest isn’t welcome because he’s not…well…Christian enough.
• At Jezebel their totally digging Jenna because she might not vote for McCain.
• Pizza Hut is offering to cater Jenna’s wedding, but we’re thinking that’s not exactly what she had in mind when she said low key. at The Swamp.
• The White House just says no to wedding coverage at Truemors.
• Radar Online is discussing more about the wedding snub of David Lauren.

So when I heard there were some Mariah Carey wedding pictures out, yeah I looked. Admit it, you looked two. There aren’t many of them. Apparently Mariah threw a few scraps to People but since the pics are all over the Internet you don’t have to go out and buy it or anything. Here’s what the blogs are saying:

• Perez Hilton not only has the People mag pics, but he has Oprah showing the People mag picks. That’s a double whammy right there.
• Popcrunch has a picture and a quote…from People of course.
• BravoTV is thinking Nick Cannon is looking like one lucky dude…especially if there’s no prenup.
• PopSugar wishes the happy couple a lifetime of happiness.
• I’m Not Obsessed is offering an exclusive look at the not so exclusive anymore photos.
• Molly Good credits People for winning the wedding picture race.
• Snarky Gossip makes it official.

…and don’t you love how they were both wearing white?