I used to feel indifferent about Rosie O’Donnell and Donald Trump. Sort of how I feel about kitchen curtains. They’re there, they don’t bother me, and as long as they’re not too loud or obnoxious, we can lead a peaceful existance. While my kitchen curtains have remained true to me, Rosie and Donald continues to get even louder and more obnoxious. And they each wrote a book.
As you would expect, each had something to say about each other in said books. Some excerpts:
From Rosie’s Book “Celebrity Detox”
“It is Trump’s falseness that angers me more than anything . . . I spoke my mind. People found it funny. “I honestly did not anticipate the malice of his response . . . I assumed Donald believed he had money. I did not assume Donald believed he was money. But apparently he does . . . The stuffing of his self spilled out - think of a torn scarecrow, only instead of hay, it’s crisp $100 bills blowing through the cornfields.”
“I could write one small comment on my blog, and Donald would predictably distend, flowing forth with a torrent of insults . . . Then he’d appear on some talk show looking wrinkled, old and empty, with a Jell-O orange combover.” “I did not anticipate that he would be cruel enough to do what he did to Barbara [Walters - whom he called a liar]. She should have been left alone.”
Donald Trump, whose book “Think Big and Kick Ass” is about to hit the stands as well, also had something to say:
“I devote some time to Rosie in my book,” Trump said. “As you know, she said I went bankrupt and ABC apologized. Rosie lies. I got angry because I never went bankrupt. I’m worth $8 billion today. She never said that. She writes false stuff . . . Rosie is a loser, a very sad case - unattractive both inside and out. I’ll make a little wager my book sells a lot more than hers.”
Here we go again.
The only thing bigger than Donald Trump’s combover is his ego.
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Donald Trump has advice for Lindsay Lohan: “Find what you love doing (other than drugs and alcohol), work hard, stay focused, get a new set of parents.” How nice. I’m sure with all his multiple marriages and allegations of infidelity, he’s nothing but the perfect role model.
Oh and of course he had to get a plug in:
“Then join me on ‘Celebrity Apprentice,’ which is shooting soon — I’ll keep you straight!”
This is me rolling my eyes.
Yesterday, Donald Trump unveiled his new line of office furniture. Lordy, that man will pimp anything, won’t he?
When asked about how Rosie would enjoy the chairs he replied “They’re not strong enough. We’d have to make them stronger.”
Trumps Chairs, the most expensive chairs Staples carries, retail between $350 and $550.
But this time we agree with him:
“Rosie always talks about gun control, and then she shows her daughter wearing bullets all over. I think Rosie O’Donnell is a disgrace and she should be ashamed of herself.”
Mmm hmmm.
