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Gene Simmons Issues a Statement Regarding His Sex Tape

February 21st, 2008

Gene Simmons Sex Tale

So the Gene Simmons sex tape? Gene made a statement on his website GeneSimmons.com- his legal people are on the job and his family is doing fine. So he says.

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Gene Simmons Sex Tape

February 20th, 2008

Gene Simmons Celebrity Apprentice

So there’s a Gene Simmons sex tape floating around. Apparently He’s boinking someone other than long time girlfriend Shannon Tweed. Supposedly Gene filmed the sex tape with someone named “Elsa” who he was working with to promote an energy drink. Someone, somehow got a hold of the video, and now you too, can see what makes Gene Simmons so special.

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Gene Simmons on Jimmy Kimmel

January 19th, 2008

Gene Simmons had an interesting appearance on Jimmy Kimmel. He’s still in denial regarding his firing on Celebrity Apprentice, as he says the Kodak executives didn’t know any better.

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Gene Simmons is Fired on Celebrity Apprentice

January 18th, 2008

Gene Simmons Celebrity Apprentice

Having worked with Gene Simmons in the past, I figured he was a shoo-in to win Celebrity Apprentice. The man’s a marketing genius. As I was watching last night, I realized he hadn’t a chance in hell. He’s not a team player. It’s all about him. Even when the client tells him it’s not about him he says it’s about him. That’s why watching him get the cobra hand on Celebrity Apprentice was rather enjoyable. It’s always nice to see an arrogant, unbendable schmuck get his comeuppance.

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Gene Simmons joins the mile high rejection club

October 12th, 2007

I don’t get this whole Gene Simmons thing. Yeah he has the tongue but the rest of him is so smarmy and unattractive that it wouldn’t be a selling point for me. It wasn’t a selling point for a married flight attendant he hit on the other day either. Either ignoring or failing to notice her engagement ring, Gene still slipped her a note asking if she wanted to get together. She didn’t.

GENE Simmons is still a pick-up artist, but his moves aren’t working as well as they did when Kiss ruled the radio. A fellow first-class passenger aboard Wednesday’s American Airlines flight 114 from LAX to Newark saw Simmons pass a note to a tall, blond stewardess before takeoff. “Later, I overheard the flight attendants talk about what he wrote in the note – ‘Would you like to get together???’ with three question marks.” The move misfired. “I guess he failed to notice the wedding band on her left hand,” said our witness. “Other than that he seemed like a pleasant passenger.” Simmons lives in Beverly Hills with Playboy Playmate Shannon Tweed.

Nice to see someone who has respect for her wedding ring, even if he doesn’t.

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