Shannon Twins: Karissa and Kristina
October 9th, 2008

The Shannon Twins: Kristina & Karissa
The Hefmeister has some new girlfriends that will be joining him up at the Playboy mansion. Karissa and Kristina Shannon are 19 years old and will be joining the 80 year old Hefner for some wild romps. I do not even want to picture this. My brain is not capable of removing Hefner from the image my brain pictures.
Pamela Anderson Gives Hugh Hefner a Lap Dance for his Birthday
April 7th, 2008
The ever classy Pamela Anderson gave Hugh Hefner a striptease and lap dance for his birthday. Yeah. He’s never had that before. Apparently Hugh didn’t expect it, but didn’t mind either.
"He was stunned," said hotel owner George Maloof "and had the biggest smile I’ve ever seen."


