Spin this, hotel people. Not only is Lindsay Lohan a such a slob she was banned from the swank Shutters hotel, a bloody syringe was also left behind in her hotel room. Hmmm….why would Lindsay Lohan or one of her people have need for a syringe. Surely Lindsay, after all that rehab, wouldn’t be using or hanging around with people who use?
What a joke. Lindsay Lohan spent a whole 84 minutes in jail today. Really, what a joke. These celebrities are showing you can break the law and get out of jail in mere minutes. What incentive is that to behave? Lest you think she got off easy compared to Nicole Richie, you can rest assured she did more time - two minutes more.
Jail officials called her professional (what is this, a job?) and cooperative. She has now paid her debt to society. Aren’t we ever so impressed?
Lindsay Lohan jumped on the trout pout bandwagon too. People. I implore of you. No one looks good with over-inflated lips. Do you know why it works for Steven Tyler or Angelina Jolie? Because it’s Natural. Because they’re the lips they were born with and they suit their faces. Get the difference? Trout Pouts are unnatural and ugly and no one thinks you look good like that.
Really, I don’t get it.
Nice kick to the balls.
What’s an alchoholic to do as soon as she’s released from rehab? Why if she’s Lindsay Lohan, she heads straight for the nearest club and has herself a drink. At least that’s what the locals are saying. She was spotted at a Park City Utah nightclub looking less than refreshed.
