So unless you live in a cave, you’d know Madonna was inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame last night. Here’s her speech:
Before dismissal from her duties, Madonna joked with fellow jurors and told them she was sleep deprived thanks to Oscar festivities:
It’s no secret Madonna likes to keep healthy. And it’s no secret she’s seriously into the Kabbalah cult religion. And it’s no secret she’s rich. So what does a rich cult member person do for water? Why she spends $5 a pop on special Kabbalah water, that’s what!
If reports are to be believed, not only did Madonna disobey a yoga instructor’s wishes by talking in class, she kicked the entire class out of the room so she can practice.
Animal lovers are pissed off at Madonna because she dyed her sheep pink and blue for a Vogue Living spread. I’m not sure why she would do this. Are we to believe Madonna raises yellow sheep?
Anyway, the pethuggers are up in arms about the dye and Madonna insists it was a nice healthy dye. The problem is, copycats might not remember to use something animal-friendly.
