Pamela Anderson says she’s retiring from show business in the next five years and will move back to her native Canada. She said she’s too lazy to continue her career and instead plans to settle down with new husband Rick Salomon.  Does anyone else here really see Pammie remaining in this marriage for five years? They’ve surprised me with it lasting this long already. I also find it unlikely that Pamela will be able to avoid the publicity and limelight. She seems to like that sort of thing a little bit.

“Five more years … and I’ll go back to Canada,” she said. “I’ve got some land. It’ll be time.”

Mmm hmm.

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Is Pamela Anderson’s partying out of control? Per this item at CelebSlam, a source close to former publicist, present gossip Jonathon Jaxson, she’s going on 3 day benders and not even paying attention to her kids because she’s so sure she’s going to die soon.

“She is out of control. She knows she is going to die soon, so she continues to party out of control thinking nothing of it. Never does she mention her kids. Her marriage to Rick Solomon, nicknamed by Pam and friends as “Scum,” was something to full-fill her immediate emotional needs. We have all known one another for years and nothing ever sparked between them until recently!”

“The 3-4 days a week cocaine binges are insane. There isn’t a day that goes by in the past 4-5 years of knowing her that I have seen Pam sober. She won’t even take care of her health properly and the drugs are only further causing her liver trouble. I have witnessed her using several drugs over the past few years. Including: Crystal Meth, Methadone, Ecstasy, Marijuana and her nearly daily drug of choice, Cocaine.”

She looks pretty good for a dying woman, doesn’t she?

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She really put some clothes on for this one! Maybe she’s taking it seriously after all. And really, if there’s any bride deserving to where white and a veil, is it not Pamela Anderson?

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Is Pamela Anderson pregnant? Say it isn’t so. If there are two people who shouldn’t be breeding it’s Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon. Yet Hollywood.com and In Touch are reporting her to be two months along.

A source tells the upcoming issue of In Touch Weekly magazine that Anderson 40, learned she was pregnant on Sept. 29–the same day she and Salomon applied for a wedding license.

The mom-to-be is reportedly thrilled with the news and thinks she’s has found the right guy to enjoy the rest of her life with after two failed marriages.

An insider tells the publication, “She’s listening to her heart. Rick adores her and will be the best husband she’s ever had.

“Pam says that after all these years of looking, the right one was right there beside her the whole time.”

Vomit.

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New details are emerging regarding Pamela Anderson’s and Rick Solomon’s wedding.  It took place between Pamela’s magic show gigs, which shows you how special it is to her. She wore a white denim minidress, which I guess is a step up from her previous weddings, and they had a fake cardboard wedding cake. I ask you, is there anyone who makes a mockery of marriage more than Pamela Anderson? What a great role model she is.

The nuptials and ceremony took place in one of the private villas at the Mirage Hotel & Casino. They’re so private you have to be invited to stay there.

White roses decorated the 3,000-foot villa for the short affair. (It all took place during the 90 minutes between Hans Klok’s two magic shows, for which Anderson is an assistant, at the nearby Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino.)

Anderson wore a white minidress. Salomon had on a black suit and even wore one of his signature black beanies.

Pam walked down the aisle in the villa’s backyard to Sade’s “By Your Side.” Pastor Nathan Ward officiated.

After the couple’s first dance—to Alicia Keys‘ “No One”—one of Salomon’s buddies gave a toast.

Catering from the hotel’s Stack restaurant included pigs in a blanket, macaroni and cheese, tuna and lobster tacos, along with about 10 bottles of Cristal champagne. Jelly donut holes were served for dessert.

There was a fake four-tier wedding cake—made from cardboard because planners weren’t able to find a real one in time. They were apparently only given a day to prepare.

Jet nightclub—also located in the Mirage—provided a bartender and even its resident deejay, DJ Neva, for the music.

All but about 10 of the 40 or so guests left when Anderson had to rush off to her second magic show.

Now that’s class.

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