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Paris Hilton’s New Movie Bombs at the Box Office

February 11th, 2008

The hottie and the nottie

Paris Hilton’s new movie, “The Hottie and the Nottie” absolutely tanked at the box office. On Friday, it opened at 111 screens across the US and took in about $9,00. That’s nine grand!!!! It’s not expected to make $25,000 by the end of the three day weekend.

This tells us a couple of things, mainly that people are so over Paris Hilton and don’t see her as a box office draw at all. Glad to see I’m the only one who finds Paris boring.

 

Paris Hilton Falls to the Curb

January 14th, 2008

 

It must suck to have every bit of your life photographed. Here, Paris Hilton falls as she exits her car. Hey…at least she’s not driving.

 

Kevin Federline Turns Down Paris Hilton

December 31st, 2007

Paris Hilton Kevin Federline

Even Kevin Federline has standards. According to Page Six, Paris Hilton tried to get Britney Spear’s ex to come back to her hotel suite for a little private partying but he said no. Who knew the man who slept with Britney would consider Paris a step down?

 

Most of Paris Hilton’s Inheritance to be Donated to Charity

December 27th, 2007

Paris Hilton

I have a new respect for Paris Hlton’s grandpa, Barron Hilton. He’s donating 90% of his over $2 billion fortune to charity. Paris, in all likelihood, still stands to inherit a nice chunk of change, but it will be no where near what she expected. Not to worry, plenty of people like to pay Paris to act stupid. She can make a career out of it.

 

Britney Spears Has “Lesbian Footage” Featuring Paris Hilton

December 7th, 2007

 

If Paris Hilton doesn’t behave Britney Spears is threatening to release “lesbian footage” of Paris with another mutual friend.

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