Richie Sambora Enters Rehab

Yet another celebrity is saying yes, yes, yes to rehab. This week, it’s Richie Sambora. A representative made the following statement:

Richie Sambora has entered an undisclosed treatment facility in Los Angeles, the rep said in a statement. He asks that you respect he and his family’s privacy at this time.

I knew it had to be something like that. Why else would he leave Heather Locklear? Besides, rehab is so chic nowadays. All the A-Listers are doing it.