Sharon Osborne wants to adopt Brad Pitt

Sharon Osborne told OK! magazine she wants to adopt Brad Pitt. “I would adopt him any day,” Ozzy’s wife of 25 years told reporters gathered at the Elton John AIDS Foundation Benefit on September 25. “Forget the babies, I’ll have him. I’m such a dirty old cow.”

Yes you are, Sharon. And we’re like so sure Brad Pitt would give up Angelina Jolie for you.