Even Suri Cruise Thinks Scientologists are Crazy
Suri Cruise isn’t happy about something. Maybe it’s that she’s almost two and still drinking from a bottle? Hmm….what’s in that bottle anyway? See, if I was an unwitting part of a Scientology family, I’d buy my own bottled water. I wouldn’t drink anything they gave me because then I might go all Stepford like Katie Holmes.
The Cruises out and about in New York City
Suri Cruise is looking a little tired isn’t she? She’s still one of the cutest celebrity babies ever.
Why Are the Cruises All Bundled Up?
We’re experiencing record highs on the East Coast and Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise are dressed for a trip to the Arctic. Even with today’s winds we didn’t need jackets let alone all that paraphernalia they’re wearing.
Will we ever see Suri Cruise not sucking on a bottle?
And finally, this is the first photo I’ve seen in a long time of Katie Holmes looking really good. Normally she’s looking a bit tired and grumpy. Here she seems well put together. Except for the idiotic scarves. No one wears scarves in New York City in October. December maybe, but not October.
The Cruises are in St Tropez
Yeah, I know. So what?
Apparently they set off a media frenzy because they were dancing at some club. Lordy I hope they weren’t doing the bump and grind we saw on the cover of Us Weekly recently. Otherwise the frenzy might have been caused by everyone trying to flee to club in embarrassment.
Let’s hope this is just a rumor
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes loved David and Victoria Beckham’s semi-nude spread in W magazine, they’d like to do something similar themselves. Apparantly they want to show off something other than their “wholesome family image.” Um…eww.
