Bobby Brown thinks Osama bin Laden is after him. Mmm hmmm. Though he’s divorced, he’s under the impression bin Laden wants to kill Brown to get to Whitney Houston.
Per the New York Daily News:
Bobby Brown still thinks Osama Bin Laden is after him.
The now-single singer beefed up his security two weeks ago in Australia, where he’s been on tour.
Brown said in Melbourne: “I figure if Bin Laden wants me, and everybody is looking for him, it probably won’t happen. But if he wants to try and find me for something so stupid, he can do what he wants. I have to leave it in the hands of my higher power.
“Come on, if anybody [else was] threatened by Al Qaeda, they’d take it seriously.”
Ticketbuyers didn’t and showed up, but they didn’t take Brown seriously, either.
The singer took off his shirt at one point “unveiling his sweaty, abdominally challenged torso [and mysteriously wet crotch]” and the audience screamed with laughter, but were dead silent when he tried to get them to do a “call and response,” wrote one reviewer in the Herald Sun.
Brown’s been worried about Bin Laden ever since writer Kola Boof and an alleged Bin Laden mistress said the terrorist wanted Brown killed so that he could make Whitney Houston one of his wives. But Brown and Houston divorced last year.
Brown’s agent did not answer a detailed message.
Stay off the drugs, Bobby.
ahahahahahaha! I snorted my coffee!
Whitney probably consumes about 500 acres of Afghani opiates a month, so bin Ladan has probably confused her with a supporter.