Britney Spears Can Go To Jail if She Doesn’t Show Up for Her Next Deposition
Yeah, I’m sick of Britney Spears too. Maybe 2008 can be the year Britney lays low and we start talking about people more worth the bandwidth.
So Britney has another deposition this week and people are placing bets as to whether or not she’ll actually show up. Here’s the thing though, if she doesn’t she can be in a heap of trouble. She might get arrested for contempt of court and even do time in jail.
OK! has confirmed with sources close to the ongoing custody war between Britney and ex-hubby Kevin Federline that the pop star is — once again — scheduled next week to be deposed by K-Fed’s lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan. However, as the 25-year-old mother of two has blown off over a half-dozen previously scheduled attempts at being deposed — including two depositions ordered by the court! — many insiders are convinced that she will be a no-show for this one as well. But considering the potentially dire consequences for Brit, she might want to think twice before oversleeping or calling in sick next week.
"She could go to jail for contempt of court if she refuses to show," one legal eagle confirms to OK!. "That would be extreme for a child custody hearing, but not outside the realm of possibility." More likely, explains the courtroom insider, K-Fed’s team could ask the court to impose monetary sanctions on Britney, who is already footing the bill for Kevin’s legal expenses!
I think Britney would do great in jail, don’t you? She makes friends so easily and I’m sure she’ll find someone there who can be her assistant. She’s used to walking her hare feet on cold, nasty cement floors and the food is probably a step above Cheetos. Maybe she can hang out with Jessica Sierra and the two can talk about the music industry, and wearing slutty clothing, their favorite substances to abuse, making sex tapes and all sorts of celebrity fun.
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