Celebrity News Roundup
December 13th, 2007
Welcome to today’s celebrity news roundup. Here’s what’s happening around the blogosphere:

- Mark Jacobs is a camel toe. No really. ASL
- Chris Cornell has a stalker. TMZ
- A sneak peek at Britney’s latest video. DL
- Beyonce has herself a wardrobe malfunction. Ego
- Jennifer Garner and Violet Affleck brave a snowstorm. JJ
- Paris Hilton is a great environmentalist. CB
- L’il Kim’s not afraid of PETA. HR
- JK Rowling sells a book for a buttload of money. HS
- Text messages from Tony Parker’s other woman. DB
- OMG Y’all. Did Britney Spears Elope? PB
- Heidi Montag wants you to touch her. Wear gloves. PC
- Tyra Banks wants you to think she didn’t tell Britney to kill herself. TB
- Jessica Alba says flip off. HBW
- Someone stole Paula Abdul’s Urine. TS
- Mischa Barton’s Maxim cover DS
- Roseanne Cash is recovering from brain surgery. SPM
- Celebrities get together for “Divided We Fail”. CRM
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