November 28th, 2007

These days it’s really difficult to separate fact from rumor. Since the New York Daily News is reporting that Britney Spears has a special sex fantasy room in her house, I’m going with it. Here’s a bit from the item:
A secret sex room? Feces-smeared couches? Another baby on the way? You can bet Kevin Federline and his lawyers are bound to take a keen interest in Star magazine’s latest claims about his ex, Britney Spears.
The tabloid alleges that the plummeting pop star’s Mulholland Drive mansion is equipped with a double-locked, X-rated “Fantasy Room” filled with ticklers, whips and fur-trimmed handcuffs hanging from the metal bedframe. (Please, hold your shudders until the end.)
The second-floor room also features a mirrored ceiling, a glass jar containing spanking paddles and a closet full of kinky outfits, according to an “insider” who stumbled into the den of sin.
“Stumbled?” How do you just stumble upon a room such as this? If it’s true, someone was snooping. And if I said it once, I said it a thousand times. People like the Britney’s and the Lindsay’s need to choose their friends carefully. So anyway, this stumbler, the person who was accidentally going through Britney’s house and looking in the rooms said she’s “sexually obsessed.”
She wears Catholic schoolgirl uniforms, a maid’s uniform and a Cinderella outfit,” claims the mole. The source also contends Brit is so obsessed with Marilyn Monroe that she wants her nose redone to look like the blond model of self-destruction.
The piece also says Britney has a stinky house. That’s not shocking, most people who smoke and have kids with diapers do.
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