George Clooney is Looking for a New Home

January 27th, 2008

Last week George Clooney heard helicopters hovering above his home for hours and assumed an inmate broke out of prison and an intensive manhunt was underway. Turns out, it was just another day in the life of Britney Spears and gorgeous George is her neighbor. Who knew?

Now that George does know he’s not so much into living there anymore. I hear you, George. I wouldn’t want all that noise around me either. In fact, I live in a nice, quiet neighborhood and there are luxury houses going up right across the road. Won’t you be my neighbor?