Heather Mills and her Loony Publicist Ban the Press
Finally. Maybe both Heather Mills and her publicist Michele Elyzabeth will shut up already. From now on any media outlet making fun of Heather will be cut off. Heh. Is that a threat or a promise? Let’s all start talking about her at once so they can both run around the room with their hands over their ears singing “I can’t hear you la la la la la”. Cut off the press? I think that’s a stellar idea, ladies. Let’s start now.
“Heather married Paul McCartney, period. It’s not going away. And during this divorce they [the media] will need access and are not going to get it,” Elyzabeth told Page Six yesterday. “They are [bleep]holes. There are limits and they make fun of her. They’ve crossed the line.”
See here’s the thing. The press really doesn’t need Heather Mills. In fact, Sir Paul’s people have got to love this because with a media blackout on Heather’s side, it only makes the case more one sided, and yes, in Paul’s favor.
So far on the hit list are CBS, Inside Edition and most of the British press. . “Believe me, all these outlets will be sorry,” said Elyzabeth, “It’s good for me because I’m saving time by cutting them out of my schedule. A bunch of them are idiots, somebody should shut them up. I’m so happy doing this, I’ll take what comes my way. They want to take me down? I’ll take them down with me.”
To quote Frank Zappa, that’s like treating dandruff by decapitation. Silly ladies. The last people you want to piss off is the press. Elyzabeth should especially no better. She might have another client one day and that client may want some publicity. The press doesn’t forget.
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