August 7th, 2007

Do you think there are people who wake up one morning and say, “I got it! I know what I want to do with my life! I want to be a celebrity umbrella holder!” Do you think they set up booths or tables at career day with signs festooned around saying “Apply for a glamorous career as umbrella holder to the stars!” Is there an agency where one has to go first to learn how to properly hold the umbrella so it doesn’t get in the way of photo ops? Clearly I’m in the wrong line of work.
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