I’m Sure You Recognize these Breasts
She sure shows them off a lot.
It’s time for a chat.
Dear Brit,
I realize you never had much of a chance at a childhood what with you off being a Mousketeer and dancing around in a horny schoolgirl outfit and all, but now’s not the time to show your immaturity. Grownup women with children do not act like this. You have two young sons. They may not see this now, but one day they’re going to come across all this. I promise you, they will, and they’ll be embarrassed and maybe even a little upset.
You see, this is not the way a role model should behave. If you can’t show a tiny bit of decorum for the sake of your young, impressionable children, think of all the young, impressionable girls who still idolize you. I think there are two left.
Look around you, Brit. Do you see other grownups taking off their tops and purposely flashing the photographers. No? That’s because this is not how grownups behave. Even rebellious grownups tend to know when to keep their clothes on. Girlfriend, you need to get thee back to rehab and stop making such an ass of yourself.
That is all.
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