Is There Anyone Who Hasn’t Seen Paris Hilton’s Underwear?
June 11th, 2007

If not, raise your hand for you’re surely in the minority.
An inmate at the Twin Towers Correctional Facility claims to have smuggled a cellphone into prison (in her privates, eww) and claims to have taken two pictures of Paris’ underwear. She’s hoping to get a million dollars in the sale.
I don’t think she’ll get nearly that much. Paris shows us her underwear (when she’s wearing it) just about every day. Why would anyone pay to see this?
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