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John Mayer’s Having Ex-Issues

March 7th, 2008

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So John Mayer posted a “get lost” on his blog today because one of his millions of exes won’t leave him alone. There’s speculation that it’s Jessica Simpson, but I don’t think so. She has a new man now and seems very happy. 

Read the letter and tell us what you think?

“Dear Ex Lover,

“Perhaps you didn’t understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I’ll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore.

“I don’t know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I’m done trying.

“I hope this is enough closure for you.

“Goodbye.

“P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me.”

See, Jessica has moved on and has found someone who will put up with her, at least for now. My vote is for Cameron Diaz. She’s rather single right now.



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