Lock Up Your Kids! Michael Jackson’s Looking for a Home in Maryland
July 5th, 2007
I don’t know. It seems like every week Michael Jackson is buying a home somewhere. And where is he getting his money from, isn’t he broke or bankrupt or something? Why isn’t he living in a shack somewhere?
Anyway, rumor has it Whacko is looking for a vacation home on Maryland’s Eastern Shore. Apparently, he likes East Coast properties because of all the acreage.
Says his publicist:
“He’s always admired the properties on the East Coast because they have a lot of land,Neverland has 3,000 acres – he likes privacy. You can’t find as many properties like that on the West Coast.”
Privacy, huh. Please. Don’t let him come to New Jersey.
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