Remember last week when we published those pictures of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo absolutely nekkid. Well nekkid except for the big old “censored” dots covering their bits. Anyhoo, their lawyers have sent a cease and desist to Life & Style magazine and even some celebrity gossip blogs, ordering them to remove the offending photos.
If that isn’t enough, the same Mexican photographer who took the racy photos claims to have more “hardcore” photos, (as in pornographic ) and you can bet Nick and Vanessa are doing everything they can to keep them from surfacing. In fact, attorneys are threatening a “huge lawsuit” if any of the weeklies publish photos of Nick and Vanessa having sex in the jacuzzi.
I said it before and I’ll say it again. I don’t care where you are, or how much you love the person you’re with. No cameras, because pictures will get out. If you’re naked or having sex in public and you’re a really, really famous person, chances are there’s a stalkarazzi in the bushes waiting for the money shots. Keep it inside and don’t take out the video camera. If you’re stupid enough to have sex in outdoors or in a public place, you probably deserve having your privates plastered across every celebrity blog out there.
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