Paris’ Cavity Search

June 6th, 2007

We were misled. This morning we were told Paris Hilton didn’t have to endure the same cavity search as the other inmates Au Contraire, says Paris mug shot TMZ. Indeed Paris did have to bend over and afterwards she lit up a cigarette and replied, “Hey, they told me prison wouldn’t be fun.” Ok. Well maybe that last part isn’t true, but yes, Paris had to submit to a humiliating search. We’ll have to wait for her book to learn whether or not she enjoyed it.