Popular Articles
- Avril Lavigne Dancing
- Act What You Know?
- Is Antonio Banderas Cheating?
- OJ Praticed Crying in Anticipation of his Television Appearance
- Sharon Stone's House is on the Market - Again!
- Sinead O'Conner Looks Like My Old Gym Teacher
- Reese and Jake are So Over
- Was Vanessa Minillo Playing with Knives Too?
- Charlize Theron is Being Sued for Wearing the Wrong Watch
- Richie Sambora Enters Rehab
Oh good Christ, are they kidding? So I can go commit a crime, go to jail, and then fake a panic attack and say I want to kill myself and I can go home with a nifty ankle bracelet?
Oh wait, I forgot, no because I am a nobody. Only rich people can pull shit like that. AUGH