Paris Hilton made a statement regarding her new reality show, the concept of which is Paris finding a new best friend. “I’m really excited about this concept — I’m going to meet a lot of great girlfriends,” Paris tells In Touch Weekly.
“I never got to go to college and this will be my chance to be in a sorority and have that experience. Of course, my real best friend will always be Nicole. She’s like my sister — but now she’s busy with her daughter, Harlow. It’ll be great to meet a girl who’s not too Hollywood, who I can get along with and hang out with when the show is done. It’s really exciting!”
Paris makes it sound like she had no opportunity to go to college. The reality is she decided not to go to college because
A. She’s too stupid
and
B. She’d much rather party.
Now is there anything more pathetic than someone who opted out of college and has no real job to speak of going on television to troll for friends?
