Paris Hilton’s Trash Being Sold on Ebay

Two enterprising teens are digging around in Paris’ trash hoping to profit from her discards. Some of the items being auctioned off on ebay include:

• A VIP ticket to her birthday party
• A used toothbrush
• An open can of dog food
• fan mail
• Hair extensions
• Drug prescriptions

All their hard work may be for naught, however. 24 hours after the item were listed, there were still no takers.

“We read these articles about the half-eaten sandwich of Britney Spears’ that sold for $500 and said, ‘Let’s give it a shot,’” one of the dumpster-divers said.

I wonder if it occured to them that Paris hasn’t been home for three weeks and maybe some of this trash belongs to someone else?

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