June 6th, 2007
She may be crying in her cell, but Paris Hilton has it a lot better than the other inmates. According to The New York Post, Paris didn’t have to share a holding cell with the peasants, nor did she have to spend hours being processed as she was whisked through the system in about less than three quarters of the time it takes most inmates. Paris also didn’t have to submit to a humiliating cavity search, and the prison day room (perhaps) even had a soda machine added in her honor.
Paris is having a tough go of her telephone calls, though. She was a little confused with the collect-call process and had to ask for help. To further rub salt in her wounds, prison officials sent away bouquet and fruit basket-wielding delivery men.
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