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Paris Speaks

June 7th, 2007

Wax Paris Hilton

“I want to thank the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department and staff of the Century Regional Detention Center for treating me fairly and professionally. I am going to serve the remaining 40 days of my sentence. I have learned a great deal from this ordeal and hope that others have learned from my mistakes.”

Let’s talk about this. What do we think Paris learned from her ordeal?

  • If you have really good hair extensions, you can keep them in while incarcerated
  • If you’re rich and you cry to your shrink, you’re suicidal
  • If you whine really loud, you’ll be confined to your palatial estate to serve out your sentence by the swimming pool
  • You can indeed profit from your crime

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