Paris Speaks
June 7th, 2007
“I want to thank the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department and staff of the Century Regional Detention Center for treating me fairly and professionally. I am going to serve the remaining 40 days of my sentence. I have learned a great deal from this ordeal and hope that others have learned from my mistakes.”
Let’s talk about this. What do we think Paris learned from her ordeal?
- If you have really good hair extensions, you can keep them in while incarcerated
- If you’re rich and you cry to your shrink, you’re suicidal
- If you whine really loud, you’ll be confined to your palatial estate to serve out your sentence by the swimming pool
- You can indeed profit from your crime
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