June 8th, 2007

We were so worried for a while. Especially after learning Paris wouldn’t eat any of that stinky jail food. Fortunately, she was able to order up a delivery of Mrs. Beasley’s Gourmet Cupcakes to numb her pain and get some nutrition into her poor, starving body.
Clearly house arrest is almost as traumatic as being in jail. Still, we’re happy to see justice being served.
For news on other celebrity inmates, check out this article.
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