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Paris’ Trauma Continues

June 8th, 2007

Pauvre Paris

We were so worried for a while. Especially after learning Paris wouldn’t eat any of that stinky jail food.  Fortunately, she was able to order up a delivery of Mrs. Beasley’s Gourmet Cupcakes to numb her pain and get some nutrition into her poor, starving body.

Clearly house arrest is almost as traumatic as being in jail. Still, we’re happy to see justice being served.

For news on other celebrity inmates, check out this article.



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2 Responses to “Paris’ Trauma Continues”

  1. Was Paris’ Early Release Deterimed Weeks Ago? by Celebrity Cowboy on June 8, 2007 6:28 am

    […] to the agreement, Paris would serve out a couple of days, and afterwards she can return home to eat cupcakes and serve out the rest of her sentence. This would explain why Paris and her handlers didn’t […]

  2. Paris Won’t Appeal by Celebrity Cowboy on June 10, 2007 4:51 am

    […] mansion for house arrest, it’s never a good idea to flaunt it by ordering overpriced cupcakes and fast […]

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