Perez Issues a Hot Dog Throwdown to Gummi Bear

Lordy. Anything to get those cameras rolling. Perez Hilton issued a challenge to Jason “Gummi Bear” Davis:

Dear Jason Gummi Bear Davis,

It’s on bitch!

Thursday, July 19th at 5 PM

Meet Perez outside of Kitson on Robertson Blvd. for a little face-off.

Let’s see who can run a mile the fattest fastest. Then, we can have a hot dog eating competition. And, after we beat your ass, you can take us on a little well-deserved shopping spree.

We should have Harvey Levin from TMZ referee and come up with a tie-break if necessary.

We’re not joking, Gum Gum.

See you there or you lose!

Perez

I think it’s going to end in a draw with one of them devouring the other when the hot dogs run out.

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